Thursday

TheUniqueKissableOrangeButtock`s sour pet

TheOnlySupremeCrimsonTool came along with a rather eerie circus. Ranging from MuteLostIntranslationAccentWoman, FautlessBeauty and TheHushedMultiUsableGizmo, to EverOmniousWhiteSupremacistPuber, ThePeriodLittleUsedandAbusedToBeSomethingBoy, TheFranklyEyedWideFranklyWoman. And let`s not forget about the OutmostPointlessBus character.
Noticeably, recently joined in TheAlmostSynapsedHighQuallitySpawn.

BUT, the most strident minion (of fate) has to be TheHighlyCondescendingHoundOfAll. The disrespect and utter smug of this botched house wife is ever reaching new highs.
The ways she constantly finds to offend everyone around her – exception TheUniqueKissableOrangeButtock - seem to be brutal and infinite. Like Mini-Don, in the aftermath, she never really meant to do something wrong : originate the “alternative facts”, touting Ivanka`s stuff, never stop talking. And, there`s really no such a big deal after all. So, what if she couched on that glorious sofa like a wannabe princess of the family, although she might just qualify as a mere sour pet? We are all ignorant, unfulfilled and narrow-minded; jealous of her becoming new life. Instead, we should forever mute in awe!

protrusion = circumfusion
solution = prosecution